Snow Drift Enthusiast Gifts

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Ski kicker.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'You win. Go out and play.'