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"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiing Accidents.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

And now bring the girls!

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Skier with an anchor.

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Learning to Ski.

"I am snowploughing!"

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

Skiing Race

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

Child building a snowman