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"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

Snowprov

Cow Blue Arrows

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Santa making the most of his sack.

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'Finally, some help around the house!'