Smooth Talker Fan T-Shirts

'You're the first page 3 girl I've met today.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Bryan Ferry

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

The Language of Love

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Honey I'm Home

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I did it!"

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

Only a handful of people are this small.

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'