Smooth Talker Admirer T-Shirts

Bryan Ferry

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

The Language of Love

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Give it to me straight, Doc – my mother’s driving you nuts, right?"

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

Detox meets Botox.

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

The final stage of Terminal Political Correctness.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

Schmoozing 101

"How much do you want to take out? How much do you weigh?"

'Your face isn't familiar, but your line is.'

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."