Slope Rookie T-Shirts

'First of all, relax.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Skier with an anchor.

Ski Toilets

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Learning to Ski.

"I am snowploughing!"

Skiing Race