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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Persian

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Puppy and Kitten.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Cellular Plan

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."