Sip Whisperer Prints

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Cellular Plan

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Persian

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Now I really am sick.'

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'