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'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

God in the bunker.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Delivery."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I've been evicted."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Roach Motel

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

Melody Cockroach.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Worm running away from hook.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."