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Worm running away from hook.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

God in the bunker.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"The government doesn't understand me."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"I've been evicted."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Worm humour

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

"Stop trying to change me!!"

Corporate Hornworms

'Be wormier!'

Snail to Slug.