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Worm running away from hook.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"The government doesn't understand me."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"I've been evicted."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Worm humour

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

Corporate Hornworms

Snail to Slug.

'Be wormier!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Stop trying to change me!!"