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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

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'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Check out this new store."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

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'I could eat you.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

You're the olive in my martini

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

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'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'