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'Distracting the fish.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Beach con-man.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Ding" "Dong"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Pie chart"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'I've got a board meeting!'

A tessellation of running figures.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

Surfer and the Whale

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'