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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'You lifted your head.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Choose, Fenster

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Distracting the fish.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Fisherman catching whale

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

Ohm sweet Ohm

Water: the first medicine

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"I've got a pulse!"