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"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New music conference

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Guitar Man.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

Bagpipes in the bath.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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