Wave Maker Prints

Starfish doing the wave.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Check out this new store."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.