Pony Charmer Mugs

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,