Deer Lover Mugs

Thinning the herd.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

A Friend in Need.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I always like to have a couple of bucks floating around the car."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Deforestation.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How about going easy on the carbs

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Jungle Stores.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mother Duck.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'