Deer Lover Gifts

Thinning the herd.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

You've got to get rid of your deer! They'll destroy your plantings. You're right. But I like having Bambi visit. May I remind you

A Friend in Need.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I always like to have a couple of bucks floating around the car."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Deforestation.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How about going easy on the carbs

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mother Duck.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Baby squirrel & Berries