Deer Enthusiast Gifts

"Got a deer."

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

"What does it mean? I don't understand sign language."

Sam's Venison.

"That bright light wasn't Heaven. It was a Chrysler."

'They say that is the first to go.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'There's nothing wrong with your antlers, pal, but why not live a little?'

'Passing the buck'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I mounted this one myself on route 481.'

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

"...Excuse me, ladies, but my eyes are down here!"

"That won't fool any hunters."

"Still getting those migraines?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'