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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 7.

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"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Camouflage.

'I told you if we built a nine-hole golf course and left some clubs out, they would forget all about us.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Bucks and Does.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'I've thought it over. No use us fighting and if you want her you can have her.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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"You're such a good listener."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'