Reindeer Admirer Gifts

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Santa Claus standing and posing with a group of misfit reindeer.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Lost santa and reindeer.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"I think a potty would be more dignified"

"He always falls for that trick."

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

Santa's budget reform...

Santa's sleigh is being towed - 'No sleigh parking'.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

The Real War On Christmas

"It doubles as a tanning lamp."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'AHHHH, what the...?!'

Decisions, decisions, decisions...nose choices,

Santa Claus and Rudolph shopping

'So that's how you keep your nose red!'

'Excellent! Now if you can just make them blink, I may have a place for both of you'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Oi! - And I don't want to see that reindeer dancing. Last year he nearly had somebody's eye out!'

"We've made a few changes."

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Santa and Chums

Rudolph with baubles.