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M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'