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M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'