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'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"We've made a few changes."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

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