Communication Charmer Pillows

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Inclusive speech

Couples' therapy

Online Dating

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

WHO checklist

You're the olive in my martini

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Do you come here often?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Time for speeches

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Bird Messaging

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.