Cellphone Charmer Pillows

"Hang on a minute, I'm about to go into a tunnel ..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Online Dating

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Ahab's Last Call.