Techie Charmer Pillows

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Online Dating

You're the olive in my martini

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

One-man band - One-man office

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Social media messages

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

The Grazer App

Robot wants fembot

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Crystal Balls.

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

"This is Donald. Donald's a friend. Not a real friend-just a Facebook friend."

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."