Techie Charmer T-Shirts

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Online Dating

You're the olive in my martini

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

The Smartass Phone

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

One-man band - One-man office

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Social media messages

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Tell me something about yourself that I haven't Googled.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

The Grazer App

Robot wants fembot

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

Crystal Balls.

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

"This is Donald. Donald's a friend. Not a real friend-just a Facebook friend."

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