Geeky Charmer T-Shirts

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Scientists are sexy

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Pi fight!

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Sticking out tongue

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Carbon Dating.

Cloning Labs.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Möbius Comic Strip

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."