Geeky Charmer Gifts

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Scientists are sexy

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Pi fight!

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Carbon Dating.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Sticking out tongue

Cloning Labs.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Möbius Comic Strip