Technophobic Charmer T-Shirts

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Pensioners and Phones

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

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'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"I'm meeting with Thor for drinks. He doesn't zoom.

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

Overpriced gumball machine.

"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"

A "club"?--- but you know I'm a technophobe.

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

'Try the helpline at technophobicoldfart.com.'

A doctor runs away from a cellphone

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

Remote learning

'These new technologies are killing me!'

Down with technology! It creates more jobs than it eliminates!

'What sorcery is this?!'

"House sitting for Tia Zulema was the most boring Spring Break job I've ever had."