Communication Charmer Mugs

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Inclusive speech

Couples' therapy

Online Dating

You're the olive in my martini

WHO checklist

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'Do you come here often?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Time for speeches

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Bird Messaging

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.