Cyber Charmer Mugs

Online Dating

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Pie chart"

'Do you come here often?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Guitars

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Snake Charmer

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'