Cyber Charmer Gifts

Online Dating

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Do you come here often?'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Tell me something about yourself that I haven't Googled.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Snake Charmer

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Guitars

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'