Retro Charmers Gifts

'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Fossil record player.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Groovy Baby

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I miss the great depression.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Hippie Edibles Co.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."