Chatty Champ Prints

'I'm here for talking back. I've got to learn how to mumble.'

Inclusive speech

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Do you come here often?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'