Chatty Champion Gifts

"He can't stop digressing."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Do you come here often?'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Dadonomics

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."