Chatterbox Champ Gifts

Before the airbag, there was the windbag.

"He'll talk your ear off."

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

Black belt in gossiping.

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

'Muriel has her own version of 'surround sound.''

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

At Gossips Anonymous...

"She can be outspoken."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.