Chatterbox Champs Gifts

"Ms. Doan can't tell thinking out loud from talking in class."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'