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"Ms. Doan can't tell thinking out loud from talking in class."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"She can be outspoken."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'