Sports Chatter Gifts

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Paternity leave: 'It's not the work, it's the talking about sport I miss...'

Talk About Sports $2 a min.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The commentators want to run the officials...

The Boys of Indian Summer

Red State Football

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

'And it's a photo finish!'

Passionate about Football.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Jimmy Hill