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'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Paternity leave: 'It's not the work, it's the talking about sport I miss...'

Talk About Sports $2 a min.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The commentators want to run the officials...

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Passionate about Football.

'And it's a photo finish!'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Jimmy Hill

"Look! Look! I could do that and what would I get? Plenty of earache, that's what! And would I deserve it, I'll say! Tsk!"

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'