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'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Passionate about Football.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

"Department of Sports Analogies"

Talk About Sports $2 a min.

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

"Wow, that ended with the last play of the game!"

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

He decided to give up first-class cricket. But he still plays for England, right?

"How dare Kevin Keegan call us morons!" - "Who's Kevin Keegan?"