Sporty Chatter Pillows

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

Passionate about Football.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

Talk About Sports $2 a min.

"Department of Sports Analogies"

"Wow, that ended with the last play of the game!"

'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'