Sports Banter Aficionado Pillows

"Hiya Gil. Catch the game?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Football Boomerang.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Throwing the syringe.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"