Enjoys Sporty Banter Pillows

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Red Card on the Podium

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Fish golfing.

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

IV

Chicken lays a football.