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'Did you win your squash game?'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Can I watch the game at your house? My wife charges a personal seat license fee to sit in front of our TV!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Football heads...

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'