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'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

Dragon brought on as substitute