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'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Dedication to excellence....

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Team medic spraying deodorant