Sports Banter Comedy Prints

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Dedication to excellence....

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Hockey World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."